all-time fit

Is an outfit, which you wear very often

A:“omg you‘re wearing this outfit so often“
B:“yeah, it’s my all-time fit“

by honeymoonlove July 20, 2018

catniption fit

Cats like to get a little loopy now and then, too. When their owner places catnip at their feet and they dose up, the behavior that ensues is a catniption fit.

I gave Casper a pinch of catnip, and he's going nuts...a regular catniption fit!

by ElCommissioner November 29, 2019

bamboo fit

a phrase used to scold somebody, who is very dumb and needs to get a bamboo fit up their ass.
(in the views of mr. rohit vyas)(dola)

go lefroy!!!!!

anay bamboo fit kardunga, pure duniya mein kahin par bhi chale jana, koi doctor nahi nikal paye ga
ghum phir ke mere pass hi ana padega

aaaa
go lefroy!!!!1

by dolaa mama dolvasti June 3, 2022

Fit

A British version of hot or sexy. Commonly used by teenagers.

Boy: "you know that girl"
Boy2:"yeh shes fit as fuck"
Boy1:"Back off prick she's mine"

by Oooo yahhh March 26, 2017

Mixed Fitness Artist

Someone who trains using all available rescources such as Weightlifting, Crossift, Swimming, Running, Cycling, wrestling, MMA, Yoga, etc.

Many athletes today are Mixed Fitness Artists when it comes to how they train.

by Mixed Fitness Artist January 23, 2011

fitness influencer

Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".

That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.

by FitnessChadButtLover July 6, 2023

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023