evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 21, 2018

football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g

i like to play football (soccer)

by idektbf November 19, 2021

Play football

In Madden, punting or kicking on 4th down instead of running a normal play to get the first down.

"This game is too close, I gotta play football"

by darthgaber66 June 16, 2025

Greenhill Football Team

ha

ha greeng Greenhill Football Team

by ur mom010 February 08, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025

Beal City Football

Beal City Football is full of guys who think they’re the shit when most are just douche bags. Although there actions speak different considering they are like goated at football.

I’m joining Beal City Football!
LMAO, have fun with those douche bags

by i hate u bitches101 November 30, 2021

White Football Player

Someone who just has a gritty attitude towards the game of football, always the first In the locker room before the game and the last one out after the game. Always has a high motor and can read the defense without having amazing talent/athleticism

Wow John is the stereotypical white football player, he never complains to the referees if the call is bad and is always on time to the game. He also just has an amazing high grit and amazing motor to help him figure out the defense. You always need a guy like John on your team.

by LTizzle3434 May 02, 2022