Jish the Fish

A nickname friends give to people named Josh. Most of the time the name catches on and is the only name that the Josh uses from that point on. Will sometimes go by only Jish as well.

Hey guys lets go talk to Jish the Fish.
What's up Jish?

by JishTheFish January 12, 2017

Descaling your fish

Male masterbation

Sam, I walked in on you descaling your fish!

by Whatkindoftree May 16, 2018

Sushi The Fish God

Sushi is a goldfish that lives in a small fishbowl with a sticker of the Apple logo with the text 'Sushi the iFish' on it. Shortly after sushi was named sushi and got stickered she performed magic. She's a god now and we worship her in the sushi cult.

Bitch 1- i want good luck
Bitch 2- pray to sushi the fish god
Bitch 1- yo sushi give me good luck
Sushi- i got you fam

by tiny the loser February 9, 2019

The Canadian Fish

"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination

"Did you see John? "
"Last I saw him he was doing The Canadian Fish to get to Marks house."

by AurorasGuard March 15, 2023

We can't just make someone else's fish!

(noun): A saying dating back to medieval Europe (apx 1100 C.E.). Originally meant to denote one fishmonger's unwillingness to copy his competitor's sign (and thus claim that he sold the same kind of fish), the saying has come to refer to any general unwillingness to copy someone else's work, specifically when requested to do so by a customer.

"I was wondering if you could make me some copies of this licensed product."
"Sorry but they own the rights to it. We can't just make someone else's fish!"

by enkidef February 27, 2017

Fishcat

When someone befriends you with the social media account of an average looking person. You get to know the person, turns out they're not the person they portrayed themselves to be. They're a different, far more attractive person.

Yeah, this dude stole my pictures and made a fake account. He started messaging me and we became very good friends. Turns out I got fishcattted... It wasn't myself I was talking to, but a professional model from Detroit

by Lotusmilano February 23, 2017

Drop on the deck and flop like a fish

To fall onto the ground and flail about as a reaction to seeing something disgusting or unsettling.

If you google trypophobia, you will definitely drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

by ilovespace April 20, 2014