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The Finger Award

the middle finger, the bird, flipping off, it's an obscene gesture used in the United States of America and Canada. It means basically "fuck you".
I got gas at a Sunoco station and as I drove around a corner there were stupid soccer moms holding up signs to support a school district levy set up by a bunch of greedy-ass corrupt asshole pukes who never gave the tax levy money to the schools that needed it - (during all the years I was in school we NEVER got any new updated textbooks until my senior year!). The school board is always crying for more dough and when they get it they boost their salaries. I gave those manipulative bastards the Finger Award as I drove on by. There were some propped-up children on the grass holding up some propaganda signs as well - that's child exploitation! That's wrong.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009
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finger-longer

something that you can put at the end of your finger to make it longer, usually for turning things on from far away.

from the futurama episode in which Professor Farnsworth invents the finger-longer
"We need a finger-longer to turn on the TV since the remote's missing."
by mic dundee July 23, 2007
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finger footsie

An alternate description of holding hands which reinforces its intimate aspects. Used by individuals who are feeling smothered by their significant others.
Whenever Cyriac played finger footsie with Priya, she felt like an animal in steel trap that must gnaw its appendage off to escape.
by PBMax January 9, 2009
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Lesbian Fingers

Large fingers, characteristic of lesbians. They enjoy these large fingers in practices such as fingering and anal fisting.
Bro, you have lesbian fingers.
by HungLikeAJordan February 5, 2012
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pickle fingers

A deformed or grossly thick set of fingers, resembling pickles. Used to describe the limited mobility of such deformed fingers or the poor flexibility or dexterity of normally-developed fingers, such as in poorly-coordinated individuals. Typically used to describe clumsy people or persons unable to play the piano.
Jim: "Tim, please pick up that dime."
Tim: "Can't, man, I got pickle fingers".
by marainey December 6, 2009
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Sushi Fingers

When you fingering a bitch with an unsanitary pussy and afterword your fingers smell like a Japanese fish market.
Dave: Yo bro is it me or do I do smell sushi fingers?...
Anthony: GUILTY ;)
Dave: nice... nice
by 907ization January 17, 2011
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shitty fingers

The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.
Dave got shitty fingers after fucking some chick up the ass in St. Louis.
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