Evan

A guy who can't decide whether they are your friend or not.

That guy is such an Evan.

by Yeetboi915 February 25, 2019

evan

a little bitch with a small penis

“ew i don’t like evan”

by lolpoop9 September 2, 2020

evan thompson

alcoholic

me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days

by efefseefesfefesfsefesfs July 24, 2021

Xander Evans

The tiniest but biggest bot. Avoid him at all costs.

Run for your life, it's Xander Evans!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

UNCLE EVANED

Uncle Evaned

When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.

by Bebobebo999 September 17, 2021

Evan burns

HOTTEST BOI EVS, HES CUTE

I love Evan burns

by DiamondDiamondGirl June 1, 2018

Evan seklecki

Evan seklecki, this man is practically is god. He is the face of the northeast philly if not all of Philly. He got the coldest ice around his neck. He’s the bro no bap

Person 1: do you know the god himself, Evan seklecki?

Person 2: hell yeah. He’s a beast no bap.

Person 1: yeah doe

by Evanisagod September 2, 2019