re-evaluate

verb.

To re-evaluate is a concious decision made by an individual, who has possibly hit rock bottom, to develop a plan in order to get their life back on track in an attempt to climb their way back up the social ladder.

Drew: What's up Joe?
Joe: I just got kicked out of school because I never go to class and my marks suck, I'm flat broke because I can't keep a job, and my girlfriend just dumped me... fuck.
Drew: You need to re-evaluate.

by Edsy January 23, 2008

Evaginate

Ah, not what you think. It means "to turn inside out."

Quit trying to evaginate me!

by Buce July 14, 2005

Evan Cohen

Refer to the definition of the word "fratdaddy" when defining this one.

arch nemesis= alex mandel
gay son; steve
sidekick= devan

Perhaps the scariest thing in the english dictionary, Evan derives from the word "whore" E-V-A-N

Scott: "Hey Steve, why are you gay?"

Steve: "Blame Evan Cohen on that one"

by Sugs12 May 13, 2011

Evangeline Lilly

The highest source of heat on the planet Earth after the Sun.

I stood next to Evangeline Lilly on the subway, and got a bad sunburn.

by Maggie April 10, 2005

Evan

a sexy fucking beast and one of the nicest person you will even meet. He can also be really gay

P1: Did you see Evan today?

P2: Yeah he looked fabulous!

by CAAARRRRRRLLLLLL March 15, 2018

Evana

She's e sweetest girl you will ever meet. She's usually shy at first but if you get to make her your girlfriend she will make your life a million times better! She needs to know how beautiful she really is. She has big beautiful eyes. Not everything about her is good though. Evana cannot keep secrets. She is intelligent but has a very low RAM. Never tell her anything or it will be known by every one in a short time. Evanas are very loyal girlfriends. You may want to approach her, but do not. She has a boyfriend!

"So this is the Evana you keep telling us about? She is beautiful. Let it not end in crush zone."

by Anonymousac July 10, 2019

Evan Garrison

SWAG

Did you see that kid wit all the swag?!?!
yeah bro thats Evan Garrison

by niggaBwyld September 15, 2011