Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.

Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"

by RayneBeau November 5, 2012

Edding's Disorder

Spending so much time with a hot girl that she begins to repulse you. The opposite of Proximity Theory.

Roxanne is really p*ssing me off at work, it's a shame because she's hot. Total Edding's Disorder taking effect there!

by DAO1428 October 23, 2013

Ed Sheeran

the basic form of a ginger male.

"My new boyfriend's a ginger." "So you're fucking that gremlin Ed Sheeran?"

by davidbowiestoaster May 23, 2021

picasso-ed

when a guy cums on a girls chest and drags it down to her stomach and paints a picture on her stomach with his cum.

Carl picasso-ed all over Elaine's stomach, which she enjoyed a lot.

by cheerleaderFromIndiana February 17, 2010

Froyo-ed

The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.

Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

ed sheeran

girl you know i want your love

i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork

by suckmevageena February 4, 2022

michelangelo-ed

When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.

last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment

by inDev_ April 4, 2021