dancingzlp

dancingzlp is a fan account on instagram for zoe laverne pemberton and she makes edits for zoe

hey did you see dancingzlp new edit?
-yeah it was really good!

by fidgetspinnerlol September 29, 2019

hardcore dancing

is a style of dancing that modern teenagers do. moshers are jealous because there are more of us then there are of them. and i'm a fucking girl. i've been hit so many times by hardcore dancers, it's not safe by any means, but we dont sit around and bitch when you faggots come to our venues and our shows and do your bullshit. moshers on the other hand decided their dancing is to get shitfaced drunk and slam into each other repeatedly...where the fuck is the skill in that? i honestly think moshers are jealous because the majority of the dancers are decent looking while they are greasy, nasty, disgusting and will never have the opportunity to get laid. so, keep talking shit...we know how it really is. oh, and we listen to shit like heavyheavy lowlow, the acacia strain, all shall perish, white chapel, stick to your guns, gwen stacy, cattle decapitation...oh, but those dont count as metal bands because some of their songs aren't all about ripping babies out of wombs and eating them? fuck you. i'd like to see you faggots tell the members of those bands they're not metal. hey, if we're the pussies, how come you fuckers just stand at the edge while us "crack head skinny dancers" are in the pit and you never try to get in? i'm going to say because you're the fucking pussies because you fucking know you're outnumbered. moshing is dead, deal with it. our shit takes skill, strength and practice. moshers just cant face the fact we rule the pits and we look better doing it, too. we earned our fucking right to be at these shows while you fat fucks are going to die of obsetity in the next 5 years. lose some fucking weight and maybe you'll be able to do something other than bullshit everyone into thinking you're more metal than us.
dancers vs moshers. you motherfuckers asked for this war. but it's funny that we all go to the same shows to see the same fucking bands, but we're not metal, right?
so, moshers here's a big fuck you from my crew in dallas, texas...suck a fucking dick.

mosher 1# "ohhh, im wasted, you stand on that side and i'll stand over here and then we're going to run into each other until one of us falls down. kay?"
Mosher 2# "okay, i'm too big of a dick sucker to go hardcore dancing."
hardcore dancer = "wow, that's really fucking awesome...fucking douche bags."

by bailey strange January 10, 2009

Hardcore Dancing

Ok, I always had a nagging suspicion that emos and "hardcore" kids (emos with spiked hair who curse a lot) were pathetic faggots, but when I saw hardcore dancing for the first time, my preconceptions were confirmed. Hardcore dancing consists of some 90-pound little twat with greasy black hair flailing his limbs around, punching and kicking the air. Though annoying, pathetic, and downright retarded, it is a suitable method of dancing to emo and "hardcore" music, as the music takes no talent to create and sounds like a pack of whining retards, so the dancing should be similar. Hardcore dancing is a disgrace to moshing. You can say metal is a thing of the past all you want, because it doesn't make the present trends (such as emo) suck any less. Fags.

Hardcore dancing is another reason why the emo and "hardcore" scene should be extinguished forever.

by Chernorizets Hrabr December 21, 2004

Dancing in the Moonlight

Euphemism for having an orgy.

I didn't realize it was that kind of party but we were dancing in the moonlight and it was a fine and natural sight.

by Ruiano July 24, 2019

dancing on ice

a stupid tv programm where old people like jane tourville (the odl lady who looks like hilary clinton) or whatever go and show off their fatness and stupud celebs fall down and flash their knickers

dancing on ice is a stupid ass program, dont watch it otherwise you will turn into a figure-skating robot

by iThink February 9, 2008

Liquid Dancing

Similar to Raving, Liquid Dance is where the dance manipulates his body to flow as though liquid. Similar to Jello. This happens in clubs, raves and dances, along side breakdancing B-Boys and Ravers. Glowsticks are normally added into this process aswell.

<Disclaimer> If you are a mediocre dancer, leave this one to the professionals, as it makes you look stupid if not preformed correctly.

"If you dont wanna party, Then you should go home!" *Raver starts liquid dancing*

by Afterglow April 29, 2005

Dunging

When a group of you and your buddies dig up a corpse in the cemetery, fuck and cum in its ass. Then two of your buddies hold the corpse in a standing position while you lay on the ground underneath while a third slams a shovel into it's stomach, resulting in your mouth filling with rotting entrails and semen.

Last week Phil and his buddies picked up a thirty of steel reserve, one thing lead to another and the night ended with a wholesome round of dunging.

by Dung Master 69 October 24, 2010