douche bag

(noun) A man who thinks his penis is made of platinum and treats women like shit.

Kevin Federline, John Meyer, and Rush Limbaugh are all douche bags.

by owee March 3, 2010

Douche-Bowl

A bowl-like hair cut where the hair is brushed to the side, as made "popular" by Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber has the Douche-bowl hair style.

by Tache July 8, 2010

Drop Douche

When the guitarist or bassist in your bands guitar is obviously out of tune, yet they keep playing anyways thinking there's nothing wrong with it.

Dude tune your guitar and stop playing in drop douche.

Person 1: That sounds terrible!
Person 2: Thats cuz he's playing in drop douche.

by outoftune July 10, 2009

Douche Bag

Giles Gobey a locall retard from a small inbread town called otley it is loacated 12miles from leeds.

This douche bag can be seen driving around in a black saxo on a regular basis he is normally alone as he is on the look out for any underaged kids between 12-16 (no older tho) COS THAT IS LEGAL SICK BASTARD !!

Giles Pile driving Gobey douche bag

by The Pile driving perve June 5, 2010

Metro Douche

A male who you think is homosexual but is actually an arrogant prick who cares a lot about his appearance

Did you see George today?
Yea he totally took 3 hours to get ready and we were late for the game, in which he all snobby and arrogant!
Dude he was such a Metro douche!

by Dumbledorn September 16, 2009

pulling a douche

1. When someone does something particularly douchy they are said to be "pulling a douche"
2. Doing something dishonorable; going back on your word.

"Where's John? He said he'd be here." "I guess he's pulling a douche on us."

He really pulled a douche when he jizzed in her eye.

by ishydaro May 5, 2006

Douche Gel

Styling substance with the purpose of extreme douche spikes with hair

Susan has to wear an eye patch because that guy used to much douche gel and poked her eye out.

by vingratis March 22, 2009