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Humpington's Disease

A serious airborne illness where your body is forced to hump anything and everything possible.
My roommate with Humpington's Disease humped the neighbors mailbox today.
by Humperton September 18, 2012
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by Richard Dickinson December 15, 2021
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T.S.D. (Too smart Disease)

Caused by overworking the Central nervous system of the brain. Eventually certain parts of the body start to shut down, usually starting with the left foot and working its way up the body. Although T.S.D. is very rare, there have been 37 recorded deaths.
Stephen Hawkings is the most well known person who suffers from T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) Another well know case was Franklin Roosevelt
by The Golden Fish June 30, 2010
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diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.
My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!
by Kelly November 10, 2006
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beautiful girl disease

when a girl is younger she is beautiful and therefore pampered, but once she is older and ugly she no longer gets that attention and therefore lives a very boring life, usually short and depressing
Brad: Wow, she used to be so pretty and successful, until she got fugly
Jim: Yeah, she's got a major case of beautiful girl disease
by himself570 January 19, 2008
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345 Disease

345 Disease happens when the body starts slowy shutting down all of its major organs until a person quits or locates a new place of employment.
Employee 1: Where's Mike at today?
Employee2: He had to quit cause his lungs started to shut down on him.

Employee 1: My liver stopped working at my last job.
Employee 2: Yeah man, that 345 Disease is no joke!!
by JGL January 14, 2014
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foot-in-ass disease

To be defeated or beaten on many levels in many facets of life including but not limited to sports, school, and fisticuffs.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.
Jane: Last week Bobby spent 24/7 studying for his Biology final and he still failed.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.
by OneLostChapter February 23, 2008
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