Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

cooked

something you are. 💀

jake: bro im cooked.
rev: oh? i've always known tho.

by Yourlocalmom March 15, 2025

ok cook

cum in ur friend

ok cook in me

by ASDFGHJKIYTFVH April 18, 2023

Cook machine

A concept designed by Issy (a mix between a washing machine and a oven)

Turn the cook machine on

by Big brain bill April 25, 2020

cooks feet

All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day

Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt

by #ChefLife August 19, 2018

Cooked

Some who is struggling or has given up academically

“Bro Jason got a F on the test! He’s cooked”

by Anonymous 45504 June 9, 2025

botox done cooked

it originated by someones tick tock live. It was a card game for abbreviation “BDC”
originally something else but she read this off the coments.
*botox done cooked
this my friend is brain rot at its finest

kayce: that ho botched
sienna: damnn botox done cooked
kayce: *silance*
sienna: BOTOX DONE COOKED
kayce & sienna: HAHAHAHA

by brainrotgoddess25 February 28, 2025