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computer geek

Person who spends WAAAAYYYY too much time on the computer, as in upwards of 2 hours a day (not counting AIM or iTunes). These people usually have what can be described as an xbox tan. They also have few friends, many of which are likely computer geeks themselves. They also use stupid words originating from typos.
Computer Geek: I pwned u n00b!!!!111
Normal Person: WTF does that mean?
by Underdawg November 10, 2008
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complete fucking plank

A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible
G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!
by the lad sat down June 14, 2009
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Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.
Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.
by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012
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complete utter fucking morons

Volunteer editors at urbandictionary.com. People like YOU who are way to fucking stupid to even alive.
a complete utter fucking morons are people like YOU Volunteer Editors.
by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017
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Wet computer

When you're watching pornz on your computer and your jacking then you accidentally jizz on your computer.
*wack wack wack*
OH SHIT!
(Just wet computered)
by Tits McGee 69 March 17, 2009
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Apple Computer

The computer that is perfect for anyone that barely knows how to turn on a light switch.
Bob - "What computer should I buy"
Sam - "What is the square root of four"
Bob - "I don't know"
Sam - " Buy an Apple Computer"
by jimmy_the_geek April 20, 2011
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fix the computer

An excuse to leave your friends, so that you can go home and masturbate.
1. Sorry guys, I uh, need to leave, I have to go home and fix the computer..
by kwhitelool August 13, 2010
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