Verb: In the situation where a dude and his wingman are hitting on two women, one attractive and one totally butterface, it is considered rodeo clowning to distract the butterface while the friend gets at the hot chick. Similar to jumping on a grenade, or taking one for the team.
Dude1: "Bro, I would've never hooked up with that totally hot chick last night if you hadn't been rodeo clowning her man-cow of a friend for me"
Dude2: "Don't mention it. You would have done the same for me."
Dude2: "Don't mention it. You would have done the same for me."
by transhaus November 13, 2011
Get the Rodeo Clowningmug. 
by Max O June 19, 2006
Get the punching the clownmug. Dude 1: "WhoooWeeeee I'm pitchin' a tent over here"
Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"
Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"
by narbles February 25, 2011
Get the clown bonermug. While a man is performing oral sex on a woman and the woman unknowingly starts her period. The period blood then smears around the man's mouth like red clown makeup.
Last night while giving a bitch some head, I ended up with a clown face because she forgot she started her period that day.
by TashaJ December 13, 2013
Get the Clown Facemug. A commonly employed theme in haunted attractions; most often using day-glo paint, a selection of Killer Klownz masks, stupid horns and sometimes 3D glasses. The aim is to appeal to the small portion of attendees who suffer from coulrophobia (fear of clowns). People who are afraid of clowns are afraid of one in the middle of a brightly lit room and to those who are not afraid of clowns it is stupid and boring.
I really enjoyed the haunted house we visited last night, except for the clown shit maze; that was lame.
by The Haunt Prophet October 20, 2015
Get the clown shitmug. 1 — A term used for females who wear excessive make-up which results in them looking either whorish or like a circus clown or BOTH, but nevertheless extremely ridiculous, gross and tacky.
2 — Also used to describe a particular style of make-up which if often darkly outlining facial features such as eyes, lips and cheeks for glamour purposes. It could focus on all three or a combination of them. This style of make-up is intended to look that way and is usually done in a manner that does NOT look completely taste-less (not really 'day make-up', though).
2 — Also used to describe a particular style of make-up which if often darkly outlining facial features such as eyes, lips and cheeks for glamour purposes. It could focus on all three or a combination of them. This style of make-up is intended to look that way and is usually done in a manner that does NOT look completely taste-less (not really 'day make-up', though).
1 — "Did you see that teacher? How can she wear so much make-up when she's coming to work to teach Maths? She looks like a fucken clown hooker."
2 — "My daughter, Sabrina, was in a magazine photoshoot for this Winter themed article. They put really heavy 'glamour' make-up on her. The photographic director told the make-up artist to create "a cold clown hooker feel", whatever that means."
2 — "My daughter, Sabrina, was in a magazine photoshoot for this Winter themed article. They put really heavy 'glamour' make-up on her. The photographic director told the make-up artist to create "a cold clown hooker feel", whatever that means."
by Rina Lam February 14, 2012
Get the Clown Hookermug.