Afraid of clowns

When you are on a date with someone you want to fuck, the first line you say is" i'm afraid of clowns, and i want to stick my dick in every orifice of your body". If she get's up and leaves, you know where you stand, if she remains, she's game. abbreviated to i'm afraid of clowns.

Yah i got laid last night, I used the i'm afraid of clowns line and it worked.

by Cerlz January 28, 2013

Rodeo Clowning

Verb: In the situation where a dude and his wingman are hitting on two women, one attractive and one totally butterface, it is considered rodeo clowning to distract the butterface while the friend gets at the hot chick. Similar to jumping on a grenade, or taking one for the team.

Dude1: "Bro, I would've never hooked up with that totally hot chick last night if you hadn't been rodeo clowning her man-cow of a friend for me"

Dude2: "Don't mention it. You would have done the same for me."

by transhaus November 13, 2011

punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.

My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.

by Max O June 19, 2006

Clown Cunt

Any woman who wears too much makeup. She is also a life stealing controlling evil succubus that removes the testicles of men. She makes men to women things like wear make up take them shopping all man things are removed from them like strip clubs, guys night out.

Man I can't believe Eric is dating that clown cunt.

by MateranKelsPapi June 12, 2010

Ass clown

A talentless boob that stumbles into good fortune, unwarranted praise and kudos from top organizational men despite their complex idiotry and meritless grounds of employment. A large number of middle and upper management falls into this designation.

Everyone you hate "Billy the new guy in the cubicle across from me was invited to lunch by Mr. koknballs to celebrate his newly bestowed title of Ass clown"

by kozmikblue June 15, 2010

Morning Clown

Breakfast at McDonalds

When i wake up im going to get some morning clown

by ajbkid June 1, 2010

Clown Face

While a man is performing oral sex on a woman and the woman unknowingly starts her period. The period blood then smears around the man's mouth like red clown makeup.

Last night while giving a bitch some head, I ended up with a clown face because she forgot she started her period that day.

by TashaJ December 13, 2013