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Clusterfuck

A diamond cluster ring, with these economic times are considered clusterfucks because the small stones they put in these rings are worthless, yet they charge outrageous prices.
You bought me a clusterfuck
by 2tontone May 11, 2009
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Cluster Fuck

A type of bomb developed in world war 2 that would unleash a small payload of usually 7 - 8 topless women that will perform deviant sexual acts until you die.
"sarge! incoming cluster fuck 300 metres!!!"
by Duncan The Magnifican't July 9, 2007
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Chester Bennington

A Chester Bennington is a sexual act in the style of a reverse Gonzo. Rather than putting you balls on the persons eyes and letting the penis hang down over the nose, the balls are placed on the chest (Chester) and the penis is laid across the face.
Yeah, after I blew my load on her face I gave her a Chester Bennington
by Ronda Arousme October 14, 2015
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chestered

Getting banning or kicked out of a place because u are not liked by a person.
Damn son i cant believe i got chestered from school for fighting with the teacher, she a (jaba the slut)
by Jsmoot0127 November 30, 2007
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clusterfuck

In beirut, when team members make shots into the same cup in one turn, the opposing team has to drink every cup that is touching that cup in addition to the cup the shots were made in to. In addition to that, the players that just shot get to take another turn.
If the game is a more than two players, the number of shots made into a cup for a clusterfuck must be determined. For instance, if the game is 4 on 4, 3 shots into the same cup may qualify as a clusterfuck.
That beirut game was close until we clusterfucked you, then you were screwed.
by Charles B January 13, 2006
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chestered

verb - when the "Chester the Molester" strange janitor comes in and hangs around pretending to clean the men's room while you are in the middle of using it - making you feel like he is getting pleasure from being in the presence of men using the facilities.
Man 1: Dude, I just got totally chestered - I am creeped out.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: That weird janitor guy came in the john while I was using it - and just stood there smiling at me while I finished.
Man 2: If I ever see him in there, I make a u turn and run to another.
Man 1: I think I need counseling after that.
by SildogintheNatti February 10, 2010
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Cluster Buster

One who clusterbusts
The group of clusterbusters had made Jane lose her dignity.
by Mike/Bill December 29, 2004
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