chubby git

a fat (chubby/Festively plump fellow or female) who's a bit of a moron/idiot.

Teacher gives out sweets to children after completing a considerably hard English lesson.

Teacher feels like they need rewarding so teacher picks the finest haribo sour sweets from the local sainsbury's

Teacher gives out the sweets to all the children, the skinnier children have accepted one fizzy cherry with humble gratitude.

Teacher comes up to the festivaly plump fat bastard kid in the class and hands him a sweet.

Teacher " well done on your effort, here you go!"

Student " you give me two now"

Teacher " no you chubby git"

another example,

Two young bucks are getting it on (man and wife) , they start performing oral sex upon each other when the girl whose is slightly weightier than the man gets carried away and wont stop sucking him off

the man gets annoyed and starts to feel uncomfortable after feeling a contestant graze from her inside molar on his banjo string and says "i think you've had enough for one day you chubby git!!" which ultimately stops the blow job after much offence to the chubby bitch wife.

by george orwell 2 February 22, 2014

chubby bang stick

An erect penis, a throbbing cock

Hey you milf over there , why don't you come and suck on my chubby bang stick?

by Shutyerbastard February 27, 2014

Chubbscout

Nickname for a overweight school boy that you imagine would look hilarious in a cub scout uniform

Guy1: hey look its Jim
Jim: I just got my Twinkie patch
Guy2: what a Chubbscout

by jimy69 March 5, 2014

chubbele

1. A chubby Jewish person (usually female). A portmanteau of "chubby" and "bubbele," it literally translates to "chubby little thing."

2. An affectionate nickname for a loved one.

"Come on, chubbele, let's go home before the itis kicks in."

by Mofauxhawk April 14, 2014

Chubby Trumpet

When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.

Man,I begged my girl to give me a Chubby Trumpet last night. Sadly, she said no.

by Space Cowboy Jones March 18, 2015

Chubbger

A chubbger is a generally unplesant human being that has an unusual affection for racism, self-pleasure, and topics that the general public or people around him/her are uncomfortable with and is very outspoken about all of them. They commonly use the term swank in an informal fashion refering to words like masturbation, sex, and semen.

Friend #1: Hey do you know anthony?

Friend #2: Ya, why?

Friend #1: He always talks about how he loves osama.

Friend #2: Wow, what a chubbger.

by TheSaltySpatoon March 30, 2015

chubby chubberton

A person who calls themselves fat, but also wants to be taken seriously. Fat is a harsh word, so chubby is a great substitution.

-also gives a chubby person a sense of being sloppy and classy, simultaneously.

man says to his wife, "honey, I'm all dressed and ready for the opera, I'm busting out of this tux, but damn... I'm a bad ass chubby chubberton!"

by Monisauresrex September 19, 2016