Chair

Why are you looking up what your fucking sitting in why
I’m looking up chair because I’m stupid and don’t know what the hell to look up
by WhyAreYouDumb April 23, 2021
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Chair

One who you find insulting or disturbing.

When someone is invincible, you can call them a chair.
Def #1:

Hey, see that creep over there?
Yeah, man, what a chair!
Def #2:
I keep trying to kill this guy but I can’t. He’s a chair.
by BobAintRealGuys May 16, 2022
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Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!
*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"
by mc chicken on the beat June 13, 2018
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A Chair is a thing you sit on and is in a group of furniture, a Chair have mostly four legs and have a shape, but a Chair can have three legs of have a different shape. Chairs is what we use in Schools, Houses, Desks, and everything. Chairs can be painful and comfortable like have nails or have a soft blanket everywhere in it. there is many different types of Chairs there are Office Chairs, Kitchen Chairs, and Torture Chairs.
What Chair do you want, I want the three leged one!

Sit on your Chairs Class!
by Dr Coomer April 05, 2022
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Chair

The thing you are most likely sitting in right now
When i get home from school i will sit back and relax in my soft chair
by Harry Potter#3691 March 24, 2022
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A chair is chair, and it is a object that exist. Or is it?
A: How are you?
Michael: Do chair exist?
by iamahackernowarrestme September 18, 2021
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code name for my crush fr, sweetest, cutest, funniest, best person of all time. literally
my favorite person atm. king fr
person 1:omg did you see chair look at you
me:OH MY GOD NO WAY HE DIDNT
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