Anal cancer

Cancer of the asshole

"Oh shit ive just been diagnosed with anal cancer"
"ive got anal cancer my boyfriend will be annoyed"

by Xlea Snave July 19, 2009

Cancer Stick

In response to the speculation that oral sex is a bigger cause of cancer than tobacco!

a Penis is now officially known as a 'Cancer stick'

Girl-hmm i would really like to give you falatio(this word is worse than vagina)but ive been told i can get cancer from doing it...

Guy-Ignore the health hazard labels on my balls baby,smoke this cancer stick at your own peril ! one more wont hurt...

by vbeatz March 10, 2011

God Cancer

an overall an overall sucumbing of shitnessnisity

wow niccolo, you really have a bad case of God Cancer, your right nut is missing

by Ben Giladi February 11, 2009

cancer

A very irritating person. A person that sticks to you like cancer (the disease) and is highly annoying, pesky and bothersome.

A: Yaar, Prob. ke notes de ga?
B: Sure.
A: Can i have lunch with you too?
B: CANCER NA BUNN !!!

by Sheikhooo August 20, 2008

Head Cancer

Also affectionately known as Courtneyitis. It tends to slow your thinking process and is also 2 words. It also makes you more suseptable to problems with speach.

Hye man I gots that Cancer of Head that you been talkin' bout.

by Someperson October 10, 2003

caught the cancer

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!

wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

CancerVsSuicide

He is so inferior to Bubbleman, that it's laughable. Known to masturbate a considerable amount because he'll never get a girlfriend.

CancerVsSuicide is taking way too long to set up his NES review website.

by Bubbleman January 28, 2003