Its a deal breaker sign that the person you are dating is not your "one". You will recognize a Canada Joke because:
1. You may immediately loose all sexual attraction to the person.
2. Lost your patience at anything this person continues to say because you subconsciously or consciously feel this person is too stupid or lame to carry on a decent conversation.
3. Get up and walk away for good without saying a word and without any remorse.
4. Any respect that was there is now gone for this person.
Originated from someone not getting a joke about canadians.
1. You may immediately loose all sexual attraction to the person.
2. Lost your patience at anything this person continues to say because you subconsciously or consciously feel this person is too stupid or lame to carry on a decent conversation.
3. Get up and walk away for good without saying a word and without any remorse.
4. Any respect that was there is now gone for this person.
Originated from someone not getting a joke about canadians.
Me: He picked me up for the first time and I saw he had Ani DiFranco and Indigo Girls CDs in his car. I am so not going out with him again. What a pussy.
My Best Friend: Oh, that's so a Canada Joke.
Me: I know. Straight guys don't listen to Ani DiFranco and the Indigo Girls.
My Best Friend: Oh, that's so a Canada Joke.
Me: I know. Straight guys don't listen to Ani DiFranco and the Indigo Girls.
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"I'm supposed to write a paper about Canada's history"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"
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2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.
3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation
2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.
3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation
1) Colbert: Her pussy is so wide you can put your head inside!
Me: You should get her Canada's History!
2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN
3) Who cares?
Me: You should get her Canada's History!
2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN
3) Who cares?
by KHenning February 4, 2010
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