"Caleb is so hot"
by MackdeMaris November 4, 2023

A mysterious long-haird scruffy looking male who has a tendency to wear black cowboy boys and switches between beige chinos and black jeans. They frequently change their hair colour (usually black, blonde and a slight bit of ginger). He likes to stalk girls between years 7-10 then disappear when the girls are in year 11. Don’t be alarmed if you happen to be shopping in Lidl and turn into the next isle and feel a gaze transfixed on you while looking at pasta - this is likely to be the Caleb man in mid stalk. P.S - likely to appear where least expected eg in bowlplex and parks!
E - ‘come on L let’s run to that tree over there’
L - ‘ok’
E - *startled* ‘omg it’s the Caleb man’
L - ‘aaaa, C won’t believe we’ve seen him again’
E - *runs in the opposite direction*
L - ‘ok’
E - *startled* ‘omg it’s the Caleb man’
L - ‘aaaa, C won’t believe we’ve seen him again’
E - *runs in the opposite direction*
by VeryStyledFrogs February 17, 2019

A tall and lanky person, usually refered to as “cousin fucker”. Had a tendency to use outdated jokes such as “shut up skids” and “you think that’s funny?”
by TixkTocker January 8, 2019

Damn Caleb is looking good
by Caleb_Canada_1 March 10, 2019

Caleb is a fun guy, pretty handsome, quite sexy, and is always down to cuddle. Even though he may come off as a little crazy, you can’t push away from him. He’ll do anything for you.
by Ukrainian Dad March 30, 2020

This people often aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed, can be annoying, brown or blond hair, always has either a buzz cut or a mullet, can be ugly, claims they pull girls even tho no one’s see’s them with any girls.
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022
