Courtesy Wipe

The required wiping of ones own ass due to the overwhelming presence of sweat, usually accompanied by extreme urgency.

“Dude, it’s hotter than hell in here, I gotta go rip off a courtesy wipe”

by Zhoenix April 27, 2007

Cortaca

An annual football game between Ithaca College and SUNY Cortland. The rivalry is very intense even though both teams are kind of terrible. Students from both schools claim that their institution always wins, but as of 2010 Ithaca has won 34 vs. Cortland's 18.

Cortland kid: Omg Cortland always wins Cortaca.
Ithaca kid: As a literate and well-informed human being, I would like to point out that IC has almost twice the number of wins of Cortland.

by bombedbomber October 8, 2011

Courtney Love

Basically a Synonym for a Horrible person
someone who uses people and then whines when they get caught
Also a member of the rock band Hole

"Damn Its Colder Then Courtney Love Up Here" - Will Tanner

by Will Tanner (SolaceMarine) April 14, 2006

Courtney love

Courtney i fuckin hate you. not because i know you personally but for what you did not only to your husband and daughter but to his fans. you fucking killed him and you know damn right that you did! how can you live with yourself every day knowing that you left your baby daughter without a father and everyday you lie to her about how he died. if i was you i woudl kill MYSELF b/c i wouldnt be able to stand being a worthless lieing piece of shit liek you are. the only reason half your music did as well as it did is because kurt helped you write it and he was more talented then you were or will ever be. you killed him for the money, or maybe just because your an insane crack whore. either way, i fuckin hate you, and millions of people are still influenced today by his music, yet all of us are have been orphaned from the god of rock music because you had to be a fuckin bitch. burn in hell courtney.

RIP Kurt Cobain.. We love you and may you and your music never be forgotten


Frances..watch out..your mom's insane

by Brooke April 17, 2005

Courtney Love

The bitch who hired a hitman to kill Kurt Cobain. That freakin' bitch.

Mr. X: Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain?
Mr. Q: Seems so.
Mr. X: Bitch.

by Mr. X December 5, 2004

courtney love

(1) The most hideous skank on the face of Planet Earth. So crude, disgusting, and repulsive that having sex with her should be an extreme sport.

(2) The true cause of Kurt Cobain's suicide. Wouldn't you if you had to wake up next to that every morning? Not even heroin could make her tolerable.

Letterman had what I thought was 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag on his show the other night. Turns out it was Courtney Love.

by Richard Munch December 8, 2004

Courtknee

If you know a Courtknee you are a very lucky person because they will always be there for you and help you.

Hey Courtknee, is that how your name is really spelled? I mean the whole knee part of it.

by Huge Papa T February 24, 2011