gives great couch

When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.

Julia Roberts gives great couch on Stephen Colbert.

by Grace Noble December 29, 2023

Couch Queen

A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.

"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024

WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

by sillygeese January 26, 2024

good couch

A guest on a late night talk show who has a successful conversation for a live audience and broadcasted media.

Julia Robert’s gave good couch last night on Steven Colbert’s late night talk show.

by Grace Noble February 6, 2024

couch licker

when you
when you lick couches

Stop licking couches you couch licker!

by bung linger April 19, 2023

East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had

Where are you located? East Van Couch

by Willy1972 September 5, 2023

Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event

Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard

by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023