Coke and wood

To snort coke off a hard cock

Orla used cozzie for a coke and wood

by melonfilthegate January 1, 2021

coke-cophony

This phenomenon occurs when at least two people argue or discuss something intensively that they wouldn't even give a shit about if they weren't doing ... coke.

Please don't bother Natalie and David, they are literally having a coke-cophony in the kitchen and everyone has moved to another room.

by SFnative89 December 13, 2022

Rooster in a coke bottle

"Rooster in a coke bottle" upset, or angry. Feeling rushed or under pressure. "Squeezed" mad. Roosters are generally a protected species, some might call them in Angry Bird. Imagine a Rooster squeezed into a coke bottle, he's pretty upset right. So hence the expression rooster and a coke bottle. when you feel under the gun or squeezed or under pressure, you get a little upset sometimes. Have you ever heard the expression" Running around like a chicken with its head cut off ?"

My boss has me feeling like a rooster in a coke bottle

by Abraham English July 4, 2018

Coke

This beverage is a government conspiracy to feed children cocaine but is so good that it works

As for Gorden ramsy would sat fucking delicious coke

by Pikachumpe January 1, 2021

Diet Coke

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.

Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!

by garcalej December 10, 2019

Coke and a smile

Your favourite mixed drink with coca cola, often camouflaged by being drunk from the original coke bottle.

At a break in the epic motorcycle journey, Ripper produces 2 plastic bottles of coke from his luggage & offers one to the exhausted Zero.

Zero: "jeez mate, that's strong, what did you hide in there?"
Ripper: "yours is Captain's Spicey & mine is Jack - just coke and a smile"

by Zerohoh May 12, 2014

Diet Coke

A wonderful beverage to be accompanied with any meal. Now, in recent times there a numerous flavors of first cokes such as Blood Orange and Ginger Lime to name a few.

If Jimmy buys 16 cases of Diet Coke with 12 cans per case, how many calories are within all the cans? NONE BECAUSE DIET COKE HAS ZERO CALORIES

by non-caring blurryface August 23, 2018