Club Singularity

The point at which the density of a dance floor at a club, party, etc. matches that of a collapsing neutron star. A nasty, sweaty neutron star.

Brodouche: "Bruh, you should get out there and try to get some."
Wallflower: "No way, there's too much twerking and grinding; we've hit club singularity in here!"

by ihatethat November 17, 2013

138 club

Shooting a 69 on the golf course in the morning then going out and finding someone for the second 69. 69+69=138

Just had the best day of my life. Joined the 138 club!!!!

by October 12, 2022

Gacha Club

A good mobile game that 8-year-olds ruined.

Girl: WANNA SEE MY GACHA CLUB OC THAT IM USING FOR A GCMM????!?!?!???!1//1?!?/!/11/?!??/1/
Me: What.

by Luna The Weirdo February 20, 2022

Club Becton

a foundation of college age boys engaged in activities centered on finding their sexual identities so that mildly homoerotic exchanges may seem less shocking

plaisted having his scrotum pierced is a derivative Club Becton

by Anonymous November 29, 2003

Headboard Club

An extremely exclusive club for anyone who has managed to shoot over their own head and hit their headboard whilst busting one out. Pioneered and ruled by the legends Charles and Josh.

Last night I was having some alone time and I became a member of the headboard Club, thankfully I didn't hit my face!

by Jamie Greenwood May 05, 2021

club juice

Red Bull and Vodka. The best type of drink to have at the club to stay up all night dancing.

No hangover dude? No way bro, I was drinkin club juice all night!

by MrHefe November 24, 2011

Eating club

The eating clubs at Princeton University are bougie ass houses (basically frats/srats but with an elitist Ivy-League label) where the majority of Princeton upperclassmen eat their meals, hang out, and party. Half the clubs are bicker (selection process) and the other are sign-in.

"Dude what eating club are you gonna join?"
"Idk bro, probably the one with the hottest chicks or whichever one gives me clout"

"Omg are you in Theta??????? I LOVE your shoes"
"Thank you! You're totally getting hosed from my club for being so fake. XOxo let's me friends"

by goldfisheater101 January 20, 2020