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Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.
Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....
by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009
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Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint
my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun
by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022
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chinese church key

The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!
by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020
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Chinese Bat Plague

A disease caused by a Coronavirus that originated in China during December of 2019. The virus was spreading rapidly but since the people in China are Chinese they decided to not say anything about it until after Christmas. The disease quickly developed into a global pandemic and many Americans with mental illnesses/disabilities began buying up all of the toilet paper and cleaning supplies as if the world was about to experience some sort of “diarrhea armageddon”. People were dying, the economy took a huge hit, morons stopped drinking Corona beer, “Tiger King” was released on Netflix, domestic violence increased (which may have had something to do with “Tiger King”), the term “Social Distancing” was created and accepted for use in public conversation, and many other terrible outcomes resulted from the horrendous diet of the Chinese. On the upside essential people were the only people allowed to work in some areas which greatly reduced traffic on the highways.
The star of the Netflix series “Tiger King” caught the Chinese Bat Plague while he was in prison.
by Murican Ginger April 3, 2020
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Chinese Fire Drill

In Mafia, a last-minute, unexpected switch of votes aimed at a player who is least expecting it, causing disarray and surprise. This tactic is used strategically to ensure the elimination of a potentially dangerous player or to throw other players off their game. This is often executed in a fast-paced and chaotic manner, akin to the whirlwind confusion of a Chinese Fire Drill.
Everything was going smoothly for John, he was sure that he had convinced everyone of his innocence. But then, just when the voting was about to end, a Chinese Fire Drill occurred. To his utter disbelief, all the votes suddenly swung in his direction, catching him completely off-guard and leading to his unexpected elimination from the game.
by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023
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chinese officer sword

The chinese officer had a chinese officer sword
by SCR4P August 6, 2017
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sketchy chinese software

Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.
Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
by Gearzein April 20, 2018
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