Cancer

Basically anything that basic white girls consume or use.

Jocelyn: "You up for some Starbucks?"
Simon: "Hell no. Starbucks is so fucking cancerous."

by The Deer Leader May 2, 2017

party cancer

The dude - who by his very force of personality (or lack thereof) kills any semblance of a festive atmosphere.

So, we were at this party. Having a pretty good time. Then, this dude walks over and starts talking about his dog that he just put down. Instant party cancer...

by Heffe Mopak February 1, 2014

cancer

A boy named nicholas alan weiss

damn, nick is so cancer.

by cancerdefinition October 26, 2019

Its not Cancer

It is used by people who lost their children and disagreeing that Cancer exists.

Its not Cancer its surprise bone growth.

Its not Cancer its surprise cell growth

by Cavejoncen October 21, 2019

#cancer

A slang used on social media to define cringe or something stupid.

Instagram Caption: - she so ugly her dancin makes me wanna drink bleach boi #cancer

by CrayUlaCamile April 21, 2017

cancer

this is a person who uses op hero but doesn't know how to use it

guy1-i pick yasuo
guy2-cancer ampota

by mrniceguy. March 30, 2021

Turbo cancer

Oh wow holy shit!

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024