Butthole backblast

When you’re eating out someone’s ass from behind, and they let one rip in your face, sending small bits of poop onto your cheeks.

I was eating my girl out last night, I guess she had Taco Bell cause she hit me with butthole backblast.

by TheHiddenKel February 27, 2024

butthole sleeve

when you have your arm snuggly inside of a prolapsed anal cavity

i gave myself a butthole sleeve last saurday

by marasovs phat cawk January 6, 2022

Buttholness

1. The act of being a "fucking asshole" and douche, but overall just being that one person nobody really likes and wound prefer to avoid due to the immaturity and "dickness" of the person.

1. David was expressing his Buttholness to the class by shouting out smart remarks.
2. Josh's Buttholness behavior was obviously having a negative toll on his life.

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Fizzy Butthole

Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.

The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.

by NOLA2022 March 15, 2022

Butthole Sauce

The liquidity substance that pours/leaks out of anal cavity during and after one has received multiple anal cream-pies. Usually a combination of blood and semen, with the consistency of Siracha-ketchup.

Girl: Ugh, after last night’s rendezvous with all the guys, I’ve been leaking butthole sauce all morning!

by Krispykris September 13, 2021

Jolly butthole

The feeling the butthole experiences after releasing a much needed dump.

Person walks out of the bathroom, wipes his/her brow and says "It's feels so good to have a jolly butthole. I had to go to the bathroom for a while.

by Pretty Pretty Handle June 20, 2023

flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else

i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night

by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016