Space burrito

A fruit roll up with magic mushrooms inside

I just ate a space burrito with my friends.

by sweetbbygrl July 14, 2025

stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.

Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.

by wonkalicious November 15, 2013

jean burrito

Another name for a canadian tuxedo.

That jean burrito, EH. What's that aboot?

by pringerb December 17, 2011

Fat Burrito

An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.

Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.

by Fuck Sally. June 10, 2018

burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.

"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"

by Deome October 6, 2016

Burrito Shyt

Mexican fine shyt

She’s burrito shyt, damn she’s a fine ahh Mexican

by Dyck_cheeze69 May 2, 2025

Burrito Breath

The way your breath smells after eating a burrito.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: She has horrible burrito breath.

by Bob Marconi May 2, 2016