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Bum Oil

The unfortunate event when fecal residue is left around the anus and the person in question does an activity which involves great exertion. This exercise leads to sweating and consequently blends with the faeces to form a substance known as 'Bum Oil'.
Dude 1: that was a great round of tennis
Dude 2: yeah dude, but we should have stopped earlier, i've got bum oil running down my leg!
by Pretty in wellies June 20, 2007
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international bum

A jobless individual that spends most of his/her time traveling and avoiding getting a job and/or making money. Can usually be spotted bagpacking through Europe after college, spending their parents money.

I-Bums tend to deny their bum-status by stating that they deserve a break after college. They also tend to travel in groups, and rigorously post photos of their travels on their Xanga, MySpace, or Blog pages. They believe that by doing this, they do not qualify as a bum of any sort. However, bum-status is given to anyone with no job, no plans and no money.
Being an international bum, Joey decided to bagpack through Europe to delay getting a job.
by mr ssssss yessir May 11, 2006
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Bum Fiend

1. A male, often a slight odd-ball or creep, who has an insatiable lust for the female bottom which goes way past perverted and borders on psychotic. Often lurks in bushes or back-alleys and pounces when least expected to grab that ass!

2. A man who enjoys simulating the "bumming" action behind a woman when she has bent over for some reason.
Dale: Umm, excuse me Janine, you seem to have dropped your purse.

Janine: Oh, so I have, your such a nice guy Dale (proceeds to bend down and retrieve it)

Dale: Giggidy (performs the bumming motion)

Gary: You are such a bum fiend...
by RspecksW June 1, 2010
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Bum Butt

A already smoked thrown away Cigarette, that is on the floor or in a public ashtray, that a bum or homeless person picks up, relights and smokes.
Homeless bum jay walking around the hood, found a half smoked Bum Butt on the floor, he picked it up, re lit it, and smoked it.
by Rik0290 January 28, 2009
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Bread Bum

a person with a lack of a bum or a flat bum than mimicks that of a slice of bread which is thinly sliced - therefore the person having a Bread Bum
"Rehh, that girl's peng"
"Yeah, but she be having some bread bum though"
by emekaisyourfriend July 15, 2009
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Bummed in the face

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.
"The child's being bummed in the face!"

"Bummed in the face?"

"Yes, bummed in the face!"
by .E August 14, 2009
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bum eggs

is the waste matter from a living beings back passage:POO
"steal the bum eggs from the pan, much to the owners bemusement"
by Ian_666 August 11, 2004
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