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Mexican Chilli Bone

Inserting a non-sexual specific object into the anus that has had lubricant applied to it to encourage stimulation.

Also used in torture.
Quote:South Park

'Cartman'- "Whats a Mexican Chilli Bone?"
'Doctor' - "Im not sure, all i know is it involves Tobasco sauce, a telephone and the anus"
by Sausage Slayer March 18, 2009
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Dry Bone

The act of penetrating a vagina or anus without prior foreplay (human skin-on-skin contact) or lubrication.
Ok, so I'd had a beer or two. On my way home, kebab in hand, I called in on an 'old friend'. Having spent my energies devouring the stale kebab, I revealed my boner and penetrated the walls of her superdry cobwebbed vagina. It was the first skin on skin contact we had made. We didn't even pass one word of conversation. I went home.

eg: Simon and Sharon both agreed there was more moisture in the single tear rolling down her cheek than there had been throughout the 30 minute dry bone session.

Remember kids, a tub of vasoline is easily available from the local drugstore. this simple precaution vastly reduces your chances of encountering the dry bone

eg:
Lucy: "Boots are doing a speical offer on vasoline, its 2-for-1!"
Cecile: "Thanks all the same, but I'm a dry bone kinda gal!"
by Randy Savage's Bitch November 5, 2005
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soup bone

Slang for a baseball/softball pitcher's pitching arm.
Catcher: How's the ol' soup bone doin after reconstructive surgery?

Pitcher: It's feeling sharp after my rehab. I hope to be there at the start of spring training.
by noodles88 January 16, 2006
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Bone Smuggler

Referring to a gay, bisexual person, a person who likes anal.
Bone Smuggling is the art of a BONER being Smuggled into the rear of another being. Therefore, Smuggling the bone(r).
Guy: Hmm, I'm a Bone Smuggler
Girl: Aiii PAPI!!! Smuggle that bone all you want!
by Full Service November 15, 2006
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funny bone

Having rough sex with someone while wearing a clown suit.
Mike gave Lisa a funny bone.
by GaMeRuInEr August 1, 2006
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pizza bone

n. - the outermost (usually overcooked) untopped edge of the pizza by which most of us hold each slice while consuming.
by brass knuckle head June 19, 2007
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bonecrusher

1)Slang for a fat, obnoxious, overweight black girl who has to PMS 24/7.
2)Erica C.
3)A ultra 1337 rapper who reps all the 600 pound people out there. He also has enough weight to knock 6 100 pound ppl down with one punch.
1)Ciely needs to shut up and stop acting like a fucking bonecrusher
2)Erica C. is a very fat bitch with a very bad attitude. She needs to grow up and lose weight before she can handle a man.
3)Hey, Bonecrusher, Killer Mike, and the Ying Yang Twins made this tight ass song about the club. Lets all listen.
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