a Boston is likely to be a pimply sporty big boi. he’s not attractive at all but a few girls may like him. he’s dog shit at basketball but occasionally gets a shot in with his weird netball jump shot.
by blowy69 December 8, 2019
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Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
by not soggykickflip May 24, 2022
Get the The Boston Chopper mug.An amazing and beautiful girl that is precious and deserves the world. Boston is a very uncommon name for girls. A Boston is an amazing person to call a best friend. She’s loyal, stunning, and hilarious. You would be lucky to be her boyfriend.
I had an amazing day because I was with Boston Winsor
I’m so lucky because my best friend is boston winsor
I’m so lucky because my best friend is boston winsor
by Anonymous #6428 February 7, 2018
Get the boston winsor mug.A Boston is usually a smart,funny person. A very athletic and straight A student! A very attractive human! Don’t fall into a Bostons track tho,a Boston can be shy,and quiet!
girl 1 did you see that guy? He’s shy! He looks like a Boston
girl 2 yeah! He’s kinda cute...
girl 3 no,no,no! You got him all wrong! That Boston is way more then “shy” he is funny and outgoing!
girl 2 yeah! He’s kinda cute...
girl 3 no,no,no! You got him all wrong! That Boston is way more then “shy” he is funny and outgoing!
by rattykat October 24, 2019
Get the Boston mug.The act of fornication with both partners standing facing a wall. The partner directly facing the wall will then raise his/her legs and begin the tedious task of of climbing said wall while maintaining fornication and balance. Caution; the climbee must be very limber.
I gave your sister a Boston Wall Crawl until her feet were touching the ceiling! Good look getting those footprints down.
by Johny Dickrigger December 6, 2009
Get the Boston Wall Crawl mug.in reference of an amazing sexual act, something so mind boggling this term is the only phrase to accurately describe it. Coming from the girl Blue "fucking" Boston who is was/is so punk as shit leading the band "Pikablue" and known for her devious sexual acts with her boyfriend Rocco Biando and standing tall at 4'9" beating up any audience member who didn't like her band
"I met this check at the party last night and I swear to god she was a blue boston..."
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Guy 1 : "did you see that pikablue concert last night?"
Guy 2 : "Yeah, why else do you think I have this black eye?"
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Guy 1 : "did you see that pikablue concert last night?"
Guy 2 : "Yeah, why else do you think I have this black eye?"
by Moonywolf22 January 20, 2009
Get the blue boston mug.When having a menage-a-trois one person takes their fingers and shoves them in the person's ass and gets shit on them to wipe it on their partner's back and the other one cums in the mouth creating the Boston Kreme.
by AdolfObama November 29, 2019
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