London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".

I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!

by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024

Blumpkin

The sexual act of giving one a blow job whilst they are shitting

“May I give you a blumpkin?”

“Perchance”

by dominno June 2, 2025

Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.

Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.

by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025

Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 8, 2022

Prairie Blumpkin

When a homie blows you and you throw an egg in their face

Nic was blowing Brandon, till he hit him in the face with his pocket egg, turning it into a prairie blumpkin

by Slana October 29, 2024

Egyptian Blumpkin

The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed

James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane

by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021

Prairie blumpkin

When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.

“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”

by Wooglas October 23, 2024