Chocolate Blumpkin

(Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.

“Hey Carl, I heard Jillian gave you a chocolate Blumpkin last night.”

by MissourianMuntGod23 April 27, 2024

cheesy blumpkin

A blumpkin where the person receiving is covered in queso cheese. 🧀

I just got cheesy blumpkin from Jayden’s mom!

by Andres201020102010 January 6, 2025

Indian blumpkin

When somebody gives you a blumpkin while simultaneously gripping and twisting your penis, giving you an Indian burn

This girl was giving me an Indian blumpkin it hurt at first but I kinda likeeed itttt.

by MilkyFrogLeg April 22, 2024

Businessman's Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.

Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.

by TheActuallyRealBillClinton April 5, 2025

Blumpkin

When Drew Hawk receives head while taking a massive shit in the McDonald’s bathroom

Drew gets a blumpkin in the McDonald’s bathroom

by Freewheel December 17, 2024

Emerald Blumpkin

When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.

I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.

by cockadoodledont February 9, 2019

Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck

Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!

by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023