Brown Lightning

While having luscious butt sex the pitcher electrocutes the catcher with a taser.

Man, I nailed my girl with a dose of brown lightning last night, and she punched me in the face after she regained consciousness.

by Skeet McGee October 16, 2008

Brown eyes

Allthough the most common they can be incredibly beautiful if they are dark, especially on a tanned person. When you look into them its like your falling into soft deep rich belgian chocolate.

Often you see them on spanish, or latino people and man do they look georgeous!

Yeah man, its those dark brown eyes... mmmm sexy AND mysterious

by ilikefrenchies September 24, 2011

brown blizzard

The reaction that occurs after drinking four shots of expesso on an empty stomach.

I drank so much expresso I got a brown blizzard and had to change my pants.

by brownbomber88 April 11, 2014

Craig Brown

Verb: doing one or both of the following typically at night time - 1) Getting super baked 2) getting laid.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.

Brandon: What did you do last night?
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.

I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.

by spidermanbreal June 2, 2016

brown fork

A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.

“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”

“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”

by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021

Brown Wizard

A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.

I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...

by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014

brown trophy

when someone fucks up so bad at work that they are awarded the "Brown Trophy"

oh John you fucking did it again,

"this years brown trophy award goes to John for fucking do it again"

by the fabricator November 30, 2017