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boner weird 

An awkward boner occurring when in a close situation with a close friend, such as a hug or spooning. It is not caused by intimacy and can also coincide with the random boner which has happened at an awkward time.

It is polite to inform the friend that this situation is boner weird, so he/she is not disgusted with your random erection.
guy one: I have to warn you, this hug is boner weird.

guy two: It's ok, we all get boner weird every once in a while.

Guy one: See that guy over there, why has he got an erection in the swimming pool?
Guy two: Oh that's just Harry, he's always getting boner weird.
boner weird by thefourthskin August 9, 2012

Boner Brew 

Boner brew is your finished product after your brew (masturbating). Think of when you brew beer or tea to get your finished product. Same if you're making your boner brew, you get cum! Hooray!
I was in my room making some boner brew to Brazzers when all of a sudden Godzilla rips the roof off of my room and snatches my phone away and tells me to settle down, I've made like 5 brews today.
Boner Brew by yungtraplord866 January 19, 2015

Boner Shock

When you have such severe pussylessnees in your life you go in to Boner Schock
I miss the pussy so bad I went into Boner shock
Boner Shock by Babe_000 April 11, 2016

boner style 

really gangsta cool shiz-natched.
That gang is boner style.
boner style by Anonymous April 26, 2003

boner doctor

A certified doctor who performs penis enlarging surgery even though he himself needs the surgery done.
Man, I think that boner doctor is really fucked up.

boner-licious 

1:an erection not worth hiding to a very "hot" girl.

2: a girl that could make a guy pitch a tent...a way of defining a girl.
dale: "that girl is hot!"
nick: "damnnnnnnn!!! that girl is boner-licious!!! very boner-licious"