because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.

I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!

by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021

awesome my possum

Not Awesome.

"St. Anger by Metallica Awesome?! AWESOME MY POSSUM!"

by sheeps September 8, 2003

cool-cool-awesome

a level of cool transcending awesome. a state of being.

Band is cool-cool-awesome!

by anonymous June 25, 2003

most awesome person

most awe·some per·son
(mohst aw-suhm pur-suhn)
– pseudo adjective/noun

1. Chuck Norris Bows Down to This Person
2. Hot opposite sex member
3. Writer of this definition
4. Slang: Friend that gives you stuff (gum, food, games, etc.)

I am the most awesome person. Chuck Norris has high standards, he only bows to God.

The one exception is the most awesome person in the world.
He/She is the most awesome person ever.

by mostawesomeperson October 22, 2010

Awesomeness wrapped in steroids

Something that has an unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity and is so majorly awesome that it seems as if it is wrapped in steroids.

Joey: I stayed the night at kelseys house last night dude,
it was amazing.

Jamie: "Was it awesomeness wrapped in steroids?"

Joey: "I guess"

by Jamie Cantrell December 20, 2008

awesome fo shawsome

So increadibly awesome, it's almost unbearable.

"Wow, Amy, those are so awesome fo shawsome boots you got there, where did you get them?"

"Oh, my friend found them on the side of the road in San Fransisco."

"Aren't you afraid your gonna get desieses?"

"Deseises are awesome fo shawsome!"

by your mom?? me? my name is Amy February 11, 2005

White Girl Awesome

White girl awesome is when someone (of any race) shows characteristics of the common white girl but in a positive way. People who are white girl awesome usually have an obsession with any form of caffeine, basic clothing sense, and an affiliation towards being very drab. While they may be extremely boring they are kind.

Look its Kailey, she's very white girl awesome today

by Silly_Boy47 April 21, 2023