austin myers

Someone from a horror movie with a very big forehead. Hes a big fucker.

Dude your such a austin myers

by foog buster January 8, 2020

Austin

Only dates females of the descent of Asia. Has multiple bunkers with children inside all forced to learn the ancient power of Mongolian throat singing.

There’s Austin on his way to abduct more children to teach Mongolian throat singing

by BooF God February 29, 2020

Samuel Austin

A guy who likes to lick toes. He will always kiss you goodnight on your pinkie toe.

That guy is such a Samuel Austin!

by Snicker the licker June 16, 2021

Austin

Austin is sexy

Austin is a awesome cummer if that’s a word

by Aust didn’t September 4, 2019

Austin Lotion

a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet

That nigga austin lotion built like my grandma

by hectorodee December 22, 2023

Austin

This guy is really weird and he is also racist he can say the n word all the time and he play fortnite and hes soooo fat his belt is the equater and he loves tiny underaged minor he loves to look at them grabbing his ballsack and he would try to chase down little kids and he loves to eat dogs and cat yum yum

Gosh darn it Austin stop chasing those kids

by Iamsogayandsussy May 11, 2023

Austin

Is a hot Scottish man who will swoop in right during the time of your life when you need him the most. You will ask yourself “where has this man been my entire life?” And “what did I do to deserve him?”. He is so caring, even to people he barely knows, he would literally give the shirt off his back to help others. He knows exactly how to cheer you up, how to give advice, and is an amazing listener. Once you meet an Austin you will feel so safe and comfortable, like you can let your guard down finally. Austin is by far the best thing that will ever happen to you so better try hard to keep him.

Girl, I think I’m in love.

With who?

Austin! Duh!

by Bee31 May 10, 2022