JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

ass-assassinated

to be rapped to death by a donkey

did you hear daen was ass-assassinated

by ball fondler December 5, 2023

penny-assed

giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.

x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.

by deslumoprime March 24, 2024

JFK Assasination

The moment America went down the drain

The JFK Assasination was the moment America went down the drain

by What’s your handle321 April 15, 2024

Double Assectomy

A girl who ain't got no ass.

God damn girl, you ain't got no ass. What you had to get a double assectomy?

by Damon_Keaton June 3, 2024

37 assassinations

In Mexico? And then they elect not a Mexican but a Jew? And what is the point of the Jewish religion again? What does the messiah do in the Jewish religion? Take over politics and institute a Jewish monarchy? Is that it? I'm pretty sure that's it.

Hym "Right but the only reason she won was because of the 37 assassinations, right? So I don't really give a fuck about the policies. That sounds like a coup. I thought shit-libs didn't like coups?"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2024

Double Assectomy

A nonexistent ass, as if it has been surgically removed.

Ass so flat, lookin like she had a double assectomy.

by Damon_Keaton June 18, 2024