clip around the ear

When someone is rude to you, you give them a 'clip around the ear' (a hit or slap, not necessarily on the ear) to pull them into line.

If you keep giving me backchat, you'll get a clip around the ear

by Polsy July 31, 2017

Piddle fucking around

Taking your sweet ass time aka dilly dicking around or fucking off

My coworkers are not working they are over there piddle fucking around

by Yard boss April 14, 2017

Ring around the Wallet

The ring impression left by storing a condom in your wallet, especially for a long period of time.

After storing the condom for the past seven years, I developed a bad case of ring around the wallet.

by rda889 December 9, 2012

beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 26, 2019

Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're supposed to do and they're just running around the pitch.

Person 1: Mate, what the hell is john doin'

Person 2: I don't fucking know, he's just all around the gaf

by berber16 May 7, 2018

All around the Wrekin

An expression to use when either someone has took a long route or when someone has took a long time to get somewhere.
It originated from the Midlands and is used due to the extreme size of a local hill called the Wrekin that is a popular hiking location

“We went all around the Wrekin to get here!” Or “Oh for god sake don’t go all around the Wrekin!”

by BlakeWWFC February 24, 2023