Turn-around J

Equates to a turn-around jumpshot in basketball. May be accompanied by a shimmy shake, a little razzle dazzle, or ooh-ooh shoulder.

Jordan just hit that turn-around J to win the game.

Can be used in a connotative manner: Oh man, I just drove right past our destination, I better pull a turn-around J.

by SwKWhiteKnight May 14, 2018

Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.

Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.

by JoshSucksAtUO October 4, 2018

All around the Wrekin

An expression to use when either someone has took a long route or when someone has took a long time to get somewhere.
It originated from the Midlands and is used due to the extreme size of a local hill called the Wrekin that is a popular hiking location

“We went all around the Wrekin to get here!” Or “Oh for god sake don’t go all around the Wrekin!”

by BlakeWWFC February 24, 2023

Jambon's All Around

A phrase to say in celebration when somthing goes successfully for a group of people previously stuck on an issue or problem.

Can be used as a question or as a statement of reward.

Person A - "We did it guys",

Person B - "I can't believe we're finally done, Jambon's all around lads?
Person A,B - "Omg Finally Yes"

by Réiva February 25, 2022

Fuck around friday

When you fuck around to much every Friday

Kyle: Bro did you hear it’s fuck around Friday!!
Chad: Yooo lets be dicks, and fuck around!!!!

by GudGamerBen6969 October 25, 2019

Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around

GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU

by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010