alaina beaton

Beautiful and talented singer for the band Porcelain And The Tramps. Originally from Detroit. Also goes by Porcelain..hence the name of the band.

Actually, Alaina Beaton is mine, I love her and her awesome band.

by excessive_makeup March 24, 2007

Alaskan Spear-Thrower

this is a type of sex when a guy stands on a sofa, bed or any elavated surface, and jumps off attempting to place his wang i.e. penis into the womans vagina or asshole

i broke my dick attempting the alaskan spear-thrower

by Jacob Morales April 23, 2007

Alanna

Derived from the Gaelic/Irish word for beautiful (which is álainn) *Sorry guys it's NOT British at all*, a name used to describe a beautiful but bright woman.

Also commonly used as a pet name for a girlfriend/fiancee/wife in Ireland.

"That's my Irish Alanna"

"Holy shit, she's def an Alanna"

"Smart and pretty? Watch out man, that's an Alanna right there."

by irelandforever April 7, 2009

Los Alamos

An oasis of social ineptitude located in the mountains of northern New Mexico. Has more PhD's per capita than anywhere else, and a self satisfied and pretentious attitude. The majority of the population wears socks with sandals and is either vastly over payed, or not payed enough. Incredibly dull, unless nuclear fission gets you hard.

"Hey, want to have fun? Thats too bad, because we're in Los Alamos"

by Imperator07 March 1, 2009

alay

Indonesian word to say noobs.
People who type with wierd characters, take photo with pout in distate, etc.

Alan: I've got a text like this (Alan shows his mobile to Barry)

"H41, h0w 4r3 y0u t0d4y?"

Barry: Whoa, who sent this? An alay?

by myrdalism January 14, 2011

alaskan tortellini

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.

Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.

by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Alabama Soup Kitchen

Having anal sex with a girl, and then vomiting on her back at the point of climax. Be prepared to exit quickly after doing this.

I gave that dirty whore an Alabama Soup Kitchen for making me pay her twice what she's worth.

by techninja April 29, 2010