Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.

"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it

by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025

Flaffing about

Doing a thing that should in principle be simple and straightforward but is needlessly a pain in the ass.

Undertaking activity to achieve a goal that is needlessly finicky, tedious, or pernickety.

Stop flaffing about trying to order using the app and just go next door and order the pizza.

by jetpants August 11, 2022

Correct and forget about it

The Slang correct and forget about it is A famous Saying in Northern Ireland That makes no sense

Me
Nobody

Every Teenager

Correct and forget about it

by ANTMAN 222 December 10, 2019

"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.

Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.

by Penis Alota August 6, 2024

no one cares what you’re birthday says about you

No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s

no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck

by Tim Tams November 24, 2021

Forget about Marquinhos

To relinquish hope in someone or that something good or just will happen to relieve one's stress and worry and just live on as happily as possible without compromising your own morals and controlling only what you can control in your own, infinitesimal, local context.

Synonyms: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Antonyms: "We shall never surrender!"

James: I heard Man City's 115 charges will see them relegated!
Andrew: James, forget about Marquinhos.

by Flamini's Journal June 5, 2024

ladding about

A group of rowdy blokes who are half tanked hooning around town, harassing defenceless women.

I went out the other night and felt I spent the whole night avoiding all these dudes ladding about.

by The Grumpy Matt April 3, 2016