log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.

Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

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Polish Meat Log

It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself

"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"

by Chaseroonee July 02, 2015

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When you stick your dick in the asshole of somebody with liquid diarrhea to stop the flow, then you release it for a big waterfall of shit.

I did a uganda log jammer on my girlfriend when she had the shits, I ended up covered in shit though.

by sheentuff November 08, 2017

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A emo girl who wants to kill herself.
She prides herself in riding Gage

by Keyple March 16, 2022

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“I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”

by P3MN15 May 06, 2021

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When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob

My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night

by XxRedxX May 28, 2023

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When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.

by Quarters December 19, 2016

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