November 2

Snort at your crush day

Go up to your crush and give them one loud snort in their ear 👂

"Oi Luca go snort in Zara's ear"
"Why?"
"Because November 2 is snort at your crush day"
"Ohhhhh"

by Wuddup baby 🤰💀😏😤🍆 October 31, 2020

(WTF)2

The result of being at a red light and looking out the side door window, only to see the cars in the lane next to you driving off, and you, thinking your light is green too, press on the gas while still looking out the side, ram the guy infront of you. The second boxed ? occurs when you, in a rage of furry for fucking up your hood and bumper, exit the car to witness the damage, and forget the car is still in gear, hit the same car again.

I was like (WTF)2 after Deena told me that my car was up his ass again.

by BeatleLeo December 12, 2017

.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.

Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.

by Gout Slayer August 2, 2016

December 2

The one day of the school year everyone fakes sick worldwide and we try to make our attendance line at school as low as we possibly can😂

Teacher: why is no one at school today?!
john: because it's national fake sick day!!
gary: yeah haha, december 2!!

by Nugget figgot October 28, 2019

November 2

This day is for everyone to just remember that... ITS MOTHERFUCKING COLD OUTSIDE and snow is coming soon

*steps outside*
“NOPE ITS NOVEMBER 2 AND COLD AS FUCK”

by Randombitchgirl November 2, 2019

december 2

eat chicken nuggets day

guy 1: why is this drive through line so long?
guy 2:it’s december 2
guy1: oh i forgot

by yourlocalvscogirl November 5, 2019

DECEMBER 2

National kiss or make out with your girl friend day<3

On December 2, grab your girl friend and give her a kiss.

by anonymous November 30, 2020