Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

by Pelvic Spire December 03, 2014

willard wet

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willard wet

by walid lover xxx May 10, 2021

wet period

the period of time where things are wet. with alcohol.

Oh man! I can't wait for wet period, it has been so boring knitting on friday and saturday nights!

by ooookur September 21, 2019

Wet Eggs

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.

I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.

by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018

Wet choker

Truest form of a pearl necklace. Nut all around the neck and chin after a 69. Nut gets all in and around the hair follicles. Not recommended for dandruff control.

Gentleman: My lady do you care for a 69?

Lady: Yes but only if you will grace me with a wet choker.

by Brian/Dbaby May 19, 2016

Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

by Jamie Parson August 03, 2006

wet pasquale

To blow your load in someone's ear

Pasquale was having sex with a woman and he pulled out and blew his load in her ear and then said you just got a wet pasquale

by Pasquale728 April 23, 2010