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Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021
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(M)an, (I) (L)ove (F)olklore
When the 24tj of july comes, it means that it’s folklore’s birthday, so the expression milf it’s commonly used among swifties to express their love for folklore
by tolerateitstan August 5, 2023
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Milf soup

The best sex everyone wants before you die
I need to scoop some Milf soup
by Milf Soup September 7, 2016
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MILF

Men In Large Fedoras
“Yo, check out that milf”
*sees man in large fedora*
by A Gamer of Sorts May 20, 2022
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Milf

A very hot mom. Milf stands for:
Mom I'd Like to F*ck.

Usually 30-59 years of age, and has a big ass and tits. Has had at least one child.
"Mrs. Twedt is the hottest milf I've seen."

Lisa Ann is an ideal definition of a milf.
by Chunky Blizzard October 13, 2020
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by pickledcheerio February 23, 2021
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idk milf, i REALLY love frogs
by 1dloser February 20, 2021
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