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santa jizz

A shot made with Rumchata and Fireball
I would like a shot of Santa Jizz please
by Shuper007 March 22, 2016
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jizz biscuit

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.
"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.
by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021
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jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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Jizz Tickets

A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."
by adem g September 8, 2013
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Fizz and Jizz

A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"
"Dude I just gave Jessica a Fizz and Jizz last night!"
by Paid actor #32 March 7, 2020
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Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..
Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey
by Staklar September 22, 2020
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cool jizz

Your hair is cool jizz!
by Kale Cee March 19, 2023
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