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Dick Pickles

Enlongated pickles that have the appearance of male genitalia, having two "Pickle Warts" near the bottom of the pickle, to have the appearance of the male penis or dick with 2 (usually) miniscule testicles.
Henry, look at these pickles, they look like penises!
Yes Tom, they do, i believe they are called Dick Pickles.
by Bay Area Chuck August 23, 2006
mugGet the Dick Picklesmug.

pickle in the ear

A phrase referring to a nonsensical fictitious event. Frequently a tall tale told by someone else. Sometimes just used as a silly non sequitur.
John told his co-workers another ludicrous tale of bravado. Little does he know they all laugh behind his back at his pickle in the ear stories.
by Angatkuq October 26, 2010
mugGet the pickle in the earmug.

pickle sandwich

when a dirty man puts his penis in a womans vagina.
by Flector January 4, 2013
mugGet the pickle sandwichmug.

pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.
you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.
by dafilterfish October 11, 2011
mugGet the pickled possummug.

pickle chugger

A derogatory name for someone who enjoys sucking multiple dicks at the same time frequently. Often used to describe someone in association with Andy Dick.
The pickle chugger went into the brothel and came out a very happy man.
by drdra14 April 13, 2009
mugGet the pickle chuggermug.

pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.
Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang
by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007
mugGet the pickled mermaidmug.

pickle parade

1. Pickle Parade is an abnormally large gathering of gay males.

2. A large group of gay males that seem to meet at a location after a function or group event.

3. When a large gathering of gay males meet and overun a non-gay location such as a restaraunt or coffe shop.
1. Dude, lets go up to starbucks and get some coffee. No way, its an effin pickle parade up there on saturday mornings.

2. We were just drinking beers at the bar and the local jazzercise class must have let out because the place was suddenly packed with a pickle parade.
by velvetmidget November 4, 2013
mugGet the pickle parademug.

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