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Tac Nerd

A person, (usually male) who is obsessed with tactical gear, techniques, knowledge, etc. Usually either a huge fan of the military, or very anti-military. Only wears camo or 5-11 tactical. Probably has a creepily detailed plan about how they’d survive the zombie apocalypse. Either owns a gun, or was denied a license. Usually has applied to join the army, probably failed the phyc exam because they were so excited to kill people. Probably at least a little sexist, and would likely bring up something really weird on the first date and never see them again.

See military nerd, and just imagine it on steroids.
Guy 1- Man, that dude’s such a creep. He spends all his time watching violent porn and dreaming about being legally able to kill people.

Guy 2- I know right! Such a tac nerd.
by Sparrow2700 December 26, 2018
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Nerd Vice

A specific hobby or task that a person (nerd or not) engages in that is particularly nerdy. Usually used to describe their main or only nerdly occupation.
Bill - Hey Jay, you up for some D&D action?
Jay - Naw man, I'm gonna stay home and watch Return of the Jedi.
Bill - Yeah, I forgot that Star Wars is your nerd vice.
by Cody E. March 28, 2007
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Nerd Murmur

The noise intelligent people make while talking together.
University challenge. The NERDs debate the question while making nerd murmur.

Look at those nerds over there. I can’t understand a word of their nerd murmur.
by Sparkyrio May 29, 2022
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Nerd Pouch

A case for a smartphone / cell phone that is worn visibly - typically on the belt.

The invention of smartphones required consumers to change their cell phone carrying habits since smartphones typically have an outward facing screen that needs to be protected. Nerd pouches were invented and quickly became the new fashion accessory for geeks, replacing the pocket protector. Now nerd pouches are everywhere, though mostly seen being worn proudly around the workplace, on belts with tucked in shirts.

Many smartphone users refuse to be nerdy, and conceal nerd pouches in their pockets or simply carry them around without attaching them to their clothing. Though, in extreme cases, there are the few... the proud... the real men and women who defy all nerdom... who throw caution to the wind and simply put their smartphones in their pockets / purses with no protection at all - not even a screen protector!
I'm never going to wear one of those nerd pouches... the last thing I want is to walk around with some kind of phone utility belt like Batman or something
by FalconDEW December 15, 2010
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Nerd Points

the distribution of points to those who achieve sublime nerdiness in thought, speech or action.
heidi: The depiction of the Saraceans in the Song of Roland reveals the Christian bias of the poet within his anti-Islamic society.

all: NERD POINTS!!!
by wss2011 June 30, 2011
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Piggy Nerd

When someone pulls their nose up to look like a pig. This person most likely drives a Honda Accord.
by Zeke Nitron November 13, 2018
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Nerd's Hands

When a PC gamer's hand is in a relaxed position, Their hand is moulded like their mouse.When their left hand is in a relaxed position, The pinkie is curled up seeking a shift key.
"Jamie has a serious case of nerd's hands from playing too much PC games."
by Jampo November 2, 2013
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