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Mouse Pussy

"I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"
by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019
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SERI-MOUSE

When you're really serious about something but its just to good to be true
Zach: are you serious
Carly: yee im SERI-MOUSE
by armageddon123 May 26, 2009
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Mickey Mouse

Mickey mouse says ''Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,0'-'
by Stella2763 August 12, 2025
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mickey mouse stream

did you see quackity’s mickey mouse stream”
“lol he sucks L”
by dreamhater13 April 14, 2021
mugGet the mickey mouse streammug.

Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.
Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.
by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024
mugGet the Dairy Mousemug.

Do a mouse a favour….

Mice dont like cats….so do a mouse a four and eat a pussy
Guy 1: “Man my misses and I have been fighting she wants me to eat her pussy…?”
Guy 2: well mate, sounds like you better go do a mouse a favour…..and eat a pussy!”
by Daisypips January 13, 2024
mugGet the Do a mouse a favour….mug.

mousing

Last night we had a really good mousing session
by Mouse Lord November 15, 2020
mugGet the mousingmug.

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