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Countdown Daddy

A stuck up misogynist pig that truly believes they are are on higher plane than women as they have a moderately capable level of brain functionality.

A countdown daddy is usually a frail and sad male that targets lone women and attacks with their mansplaining to try and gain testosterone power.
Countdown Daddy: If you weren’t such a stupid linear thinking woman then nothing would have to be mansplained to you..

Woman: Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Countdown Daddy.
by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 24, 2021
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daddy oreo

what matt daddario hears demons whisper at him in his nightmares
omg i love daddy oreo so much!! #shumdario 4ever!!!!
i may be twelve but daddy oreo can like,,get it
by magnusbone June 5, 2018
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daddy bird

A sexual act, where a man ejaculates into his own mouth, mixes the semen with his own saliva by swishing, then baby-birds the mixture into his sexual partner’s waiting mouth.
Oh my god, I was fucking Charlie last night and you’ll never believe what he did. He wanted to daddy bird me.”
by b|Ind band|t April 19, 2018
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Daddy pup

Someone that is everyone’s dad
Just a ultimate beast everywhere they are
by Daddy puppy May 20, 2018
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Daddy Magic

The source of all magic in the Dungeons & Daddies, that all the main characters have access to. Not a random WWE wrestler.
The original dads only beat their dads because of OP Daddy Magic
by ravagingl1tch April 5, 2022
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Daddy Brando

One with a large cock. Gets all the women he wants. Always the hottest guy at your school
I want to have anal with that DADDY BRANDO.
by Legit gamer grill April 26, 2017
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daddy zerk

Daddy zerk is also another nickname given to an older male when looking after his children or if people shout if for pleasure.
"DADDY ZERK BOI, GET YOUR ASS HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOU! I WANT FOOD YOU FUCK."

"Yes daddy zerk! Fuck me."
by OTPZERKAA February 22, 2017
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